Pattaya Day 1

After a pretty incredible stay in Bangkok, it was time to load up the van and ride down to Pattaya, Thailand. JP had been a few years earlier, but for Angelo and me (Dan), this was our first time. From what we’d heard from people in Bangkok, and JP confirmed this, is that Pattaya has like 40,000 bars all crammed within a few square miles of land.

The drive took a couple of hours and was no problem at all. We checked into the Dynasty Inn Hotel (located at 55 Soi 13), which was a good location. The Dynasty is great because it’s like being in mid-town. It’s almost exactly midway between Soi 7 & 8 and walking street, which are two key entertainment hubs. In addition, there is a free shuttle to and from the Dynasty Inn in Bangkok. We got settled in, and prepared for the upcoming night where we would definitely try to make something happen.

Me looking tired and bored during the drive down to Pattaya.

Bangkok guide for Massage Parlors

The Definitive Guide to Bangkok Massage Parlors

A. MASSAGE PARLORS (or ‘Aap ob nuat’ as they are called in Thailand)- MP’s are mostly a late afternoon activity and much more expensive if you decide to partake in multiple sessions during the day. These places are great if you like short-time romps as the sessions are usually about an hour and a half.

Massage parlours, or ‘Aap ob nuat’ as they are called in Thai, can be found in virtually every city in
Thailand and, although they might differ in luxury, size and cost, they almost always have the same setup. This setup consists of a lobby with a ‘fishbowl’, a room where the girls (anywhere between 10 and 100+) are sitting in several rows like in a stadium. The girls are sometimes divided into different groups (‘regular’ and ’super star’ for instance), each group will then usually have a different price as well. The glass is supposed to be one way but by their facial expressions encouraging you to select them, it is highly doubtful that it is.
Besides these girls, more and more massage parlours are starting to provide ’sideline girls’ as well. Instead of sitting inside the fishbowl, these girls sit in a lounge type of setting so you can talk to them before selecting.
In the lobby there are usually one or more ‘papasans’, men in suits that can tell you the specialties of the girls. If you have made your choice or if you have any special wishes tell these guys.
The rest of the setup consists of several rooms with a bathtub and bed. Some of the more lavish ‘entertainment complexes’ can also have restaurants, topless-bars and/or karaoke on the premises.

Some general remarks about massage parlours:

• Don’t tell the cabdriver where you are going (or your cost will go up due to his commission), let him take you to a nearby landmark (a hotel usually works fine, use ‘The Emerald Hotel’ for Ratchadapisek/Huay Kwang) or just tell him the street/soi and get out a little before or after the parlour. And under NO circumstance have a tout take you to a parlour!
• Haggling about the price is acceptable in some of the places. Expect different prices for Thai, Thai speaking farang and non-Thai speaking farang.
• Some parlours do not admit farangs.
• Tip the girl afterwards if the service was good, she only gets a fraction of what you paid.
• Don’t be shy when speaking to the papasan, he has heard everything before.
• If you want 2 girls, talk to the papasan. Have him suggest some girls, pick one, then have the girl pick the second girl.
• Best time to visit a massage parlour is between 6pm and 7pm. At this time most of the girls will have arrived for work (most parlours open at 4pm, 2pm on weekends), but since it is still early in the evening there won’t be too many customers. Another benefit is that most of the girls will not have had any customers that day.

Bangkok has several areas were lots of massage parlours are located. New Petchburi Road contains about 20 or so massage parlours, most of these are small to medium (with a few exceptions). Most of the really lavish parlours can be found on Ratchadapisek, near the Huay Kwang intersection.

If you spend all of your days at massage parlors, expect to increase you budget by about 4,000 baht a day or more. Bangkok has the best massage parlors in the world. Most places require you to pay for the massage which includes sex but there are exceptions.

Here are few suggestions:

1. Baron’s Barber Shop- The only true oily massage and a fun place to go in the morning. It is located off the alley on Soi 24. You can take the sky train to the Emporium Shopping center but take the escalator down to the sidewalk and head towards Soi 24…make a right, then a left in the alley and you are there.

There will be two, large U-shaped seating areas. The one on the left are girls that are not for sex. The girls on the right are available for full service (FS). They dress in the typical massage girl evening dress or cocktail dress. The selection is decent and you will usually find one to your liking. The room is pretty small but the bathrooms are very nice. Take a shower first and then go through the oily massage. The massage costs about 400 Baht for an hour or 800 baht for two hours. Extras are 500 for HJ, 750-1,000 for BJ and 1,500 for full service. Opens at 10 am.

2. Soapies- A unique aspect of Thailand where you go into the establishment, select your girl out of a fishbowl, pay and proceed to your room. She prepares a large tub full of soapy bubbles and water. You get in the tub with her and she proceeds to wash your entire body. After completing her first task, you get out of the tub and lay down on an inflated air mattress.
She soaks you and the mattress with more frothy soapy hot water and proceeds to give you a full body massage using nothing but her body (very little hand usage). It is both an exhilarating and stimulating experience. When she is finished, she will dry you off and lead to the bed for some much anticipated sex.

-Chao Praya 2: Taxis do not get commission for taking you here and they will charge you about 1,600 for the stars and 1,700 for the superstars which includes sex. The rooms are spacious and nice. The fishbowl is huge. The food is great here.

-Catherine:Have your taxi take you to Royal Pacific Hotel. Catherines supposedly does not pay a commission to taxis but one never really knows. Cost is about 1,700 baht for a great session and the lineup is solid.

-Cupidy: The touts love this place. Have your taxi take you to Prince Hotel. This was advised on the www.Nanapong.com website. Don’t let the touts see you leave. Cost is about 1,800 and 2,000 there for some fairly attractive girls.

-Darlings:Located off of Soi 12. A bit pricy at 2,500 but the selection is solid.

-Mona Lisa: This place is hit or miss. Pretty small place with a medium-sized fishbowl. Girls to the right for 3,000 baht and girls to the left 2,500. The rooms are pretty nice (very similar to CP2). Have taxi take you to Siam Hotel and walk.

-New Cleopatra: Some stunning girls here. Location: Asoke-Din Deang road, about 300 yards from the intersection with Asoke Road where the Fortune Wave Hotel is, the large gaudy neon sign cannot be missed.
Phone #: 246-668

An upscale massage parlor, with some of the most expensive girls (supposed models) working in any of the Bangkok parlors. The fishbowl at Cleopatra’s is on the left when you walk in; it is quite large with some quite attractive girls. The cost of the fishbowl girls is 1,900 Baht. If you turn right at the entrance instead, you will see a sign saying ‘members lounge’, you don’t need to be a member to enter this area. In the members lounge, you will find the sideline girls and ‘models’ the cost varies from 2,700 Baht (sideline), 3,500, 4,500 and 5,500 for the VIP models. The girls sit in a lounge area and can be summoned over for a drink, talk, etc. The attendants here are very personable in helping you make a choice. At the bar they also have photo albums with pictures of ‘models’ that are also available, the attendant highlighted a picture of one supposed Thai Penthouse magazine model that was available for 5,500 Baht. Russian girls were also available for 3,500 Baht.

-Atami: Have taxi take you to Prince Hotel. Go past Soi 41 and make a left down some driveway with a gate. Beware of taxi drivers and motorbikes trying to follow you to get commission. The girls here are cute and go for 2,000 baht and more for the light-skinned superstars.

 

 Champs Elysee
Location: Asoke-Din Deang road, at the corner with Rachadapisek road or that is the Rama IX junction. It is located directly across the road from the Fortune Hotel and shopping complex.
Phone #: 642-0300
An upscale massage parlor/entertainment complex targeted at the hi-end market. There is no fishbowl at the Champs Elysee just a lounge with sideline girls like Delia’s member club at Plaza Entertainment, or the lounges/members club that can be found at New Cleopatra and Poseidon. A live band is also a feature of the lounge bar at the Champs Elysee. The cost of the sideline girls varies from 2,900 to 5,400 Baht.  Honolulu
Location: 555 Soi Soon Vijai, Rama IX road. Honolulu is close to the Rama IX hospital (follow the signs) and is right next door to the Radison Hotel. So if coming here by taxi, tell the driver to go to the Radison Hotel at Rama IX.
Phone #: 641-5757
Another upscale massage parlor, the building is quite distinctive as part of the front is shaped like a boat. Honolulu has a large fishbowl with about 40-50 girls, the girls in the bowl cost 1,800 Baht. Also you will find here a fairly lavish restaurant, a karaoke club and a lounge bar with sideline girls costing between 2,500 to 3,500 Baht. Note that the original Royal City Avenue (RCA) is just around the corner, for those who may be interested in checking out the bars and restaurants in this much hyped local entertainment area.

 Juliana’s
Location: Rama IX road, next to the Royal Pacific hotel. It is approximately 1 mile from the beginning of Rama IX starting from the Rachadapisek intersection where the Fortune hotel is located.
Phone #: 319-4645
A semi-lavish place with a Japanese restaurant, karaoke lounge and health center. The massage section has a mid-size bowl with about 50 girls. Cost is 1,800 Baht. Sideline girls seated in the lounge area are 2,400 Baht.

Thai girls-Part 1

If your someone who avoids Asia because you don’t like Asian girls, then you must try Thailand.

Many do not think Japanese, Korean or Chinese girls are even remotely attractive but Thai girls are a breed apart.

Many books and trip reports have been written about the superior beauty of Thai women in Asia but nothing can prepare you for the sensory overload that awaits you on your first trip.

Nowhere in Asia is there such a diversity of looks as you will find in Thailand. They look like a combination of latin and Asian blood but without the extra padding.

You will find all shades of skin color, differing eye shapes and many body types. Many Asian girls have small tits but they have long, slender legs and long gorgeous hair. There are many girls who have natural C-cups that weigh under 100 pounds. You will find many at Playskool and other bars in Nana Plaza.
Most girls in the massage parlors have lighter skin and have mixed Chinese blood. This is because Asian men prefer massage parlors to bars and they love the traditional Asian/Chinese look.

Most of the girls in the go go bars are from the Northeast(Isaan) and have darker skin. The Isaan girls are shorter but fuller lips and bigger tits.

The best looking are Bangkok girls that you will see leaving school or work in their uniforms. These girls rarely work in bars but you will see them on the Sky Train, in shopping malls and restaurants.

The most beautiful girls in Thailand come from Southern Thailand but rarely work in the trade.

The best looking girls in the bars come from Khorat. These girls have the Isaan full lips but olive skin and much thinner bodies.

Buriram girls come in a close second as they have the Khmer/Thai mix that can create 90 pound frames with C/D tits.

Hot Thai Girls

Thai girls are the hottest….especially when they’re naked!

Thai Girls of Bangkok

Monday, Angelo and I woke up, ate breakfast, checked email and headed out for our first Thai Massage. We’d heard a place called Baron’s was pretty good with hot thai girls so we hopped onto the Sky Train and got off 4 or 5 stops later, walked about 1/2 block and there it was, in an alley behind another building. Upon entering we paid $600 Baht each for 1 1/2 hours of time with an asian girl (presumably a thai girl) which included the Thai Massage shower etc. After paying we are escorted to a room behind the cashier/reception area where there are about 10 Thai girls seated in a sectional all wearing the same clothes which was a 1 piece outfit which covered everything but was a skirt at the same time ( i have no idea what you call it, but who cares right?). So we walked in and noticed we were the only customers. So naturally, all the girls were staring at us some smiling some just looking with no particular expression on their faces. Angelo spotted the hottest one immediately and made his commitment. I spotted the 2nd best looking girl in the place and chose her and we headed upstairs immediately afterward.

We walked up 2 flights of stairs and went to the rooms. The room isn’t much to see. It is a small bedroom with a twin bed, a sink and a shower. She immediately went off to grab me a beer. While she was gone I set up the hidden cam to get some footage. This is tricky stuff so not all of the footage came out but there are some decent video clips for our members to see. So we hopped in the shower together and she begins washing me (very well I might add) in a way that I’d never been washed before. She had all kinds of lotions and soaps and was rubbing and scrubbing me like I had never been rubbed and scrubbed before. Then she drops to her knees and gives me an “example” of what I can have in the room for a tip of $500 Baht for handjob, $1000 Baht for BBBJ and $1500 Baht for everything. Well, judging by the sample, I knew I’d want everything so I agreed to the $1500 Baht tip for her once the initial thai massage was done.

It turns out the massage was decent, not anything I’d rush to do again, but the session was pretty damn good. Another spectacular BBBJ and every position under the sun. I got some hidden cam footage of the session as well, but not sure how much of this I want to show the world..haha. I will see what I can edit out so that it is presentable. After all, this ain’t a porn site! But my girl was VERY accommodating, smiling the entire time and way very pleasant and playful which I always like. BTW, they insist that you use the entire 1 1/2 hours so that their mamasans don’t punish them because they think the girl rushed the customer or somehow didn’t satisfy him in some way. So 1 1/2 hours went by and I got back into the shower with her, and went back downstairs to meet up with Angelo. His session was the same according to his comments.

So after our first Thai Massage at Baron’s, we headed over to Emporium Mall since it is only a block away. This is a top notch shopping center with state of the art everything and all of the high-end shops and stores. More to come….<img