After Soi 6

After our Soi 6 adventures, we decided to hit walking street again. This time we checked out Electric Blue and then Peppermint which we had heard was one of the best go-gos in Pattaya. Just near Peppermint, there was a Thai boxing match going on and we watched briefly. We also saw several Thai girls enroute.

We loved Peppermint, and apparently so did everyone else in Pattaya as it was packed. There were cute Thai girls everywhere. There was a bartender at the bar closest to the door that was awesome. She was very pretty with some really nice sweater meat. There was a ton of energy in Peppermint, so it was a lot of fun. One of the best parts was buying ping pong balls. Each ball was worth 50 baht and girls would go nuts screaming and diving for the ping pong balls.

There was also an area in the back that had 3 or 4 girls in what looked like a big fish bowl. The top of the bowl was open, so customers could throw ping pong balls over inside. When the girl got a ball, she would flash her tits or crotch, which was pretty hilarious. We believe thats part of the reason guys liked this go-go so much was that the girls were not supposed to be topless. Once, we saw an employee signaling the girls and they all pulled up their tops as a police office came inside. We had a really great time and would highly recommend this place or whichever go-go is the most fun at the time. Just ask around.

After throwing ping pong balls and checking out the scene, I saw a cutie named Lee on stage. She looked like she was half black, half Thai and had a nice body with some big ass titties. I signaled her over and had the waitress bring us a couple of drinks. Meanwhile, JP had thrown a couple of ping pong balls to a girl named O that signaled for him to go over to the stage. When he got there, she shoved her tongue down his throat with enthusiasm, which ended up being a curse in disguise. In the club lighting, she was actually pretty cute and given her enthusiasm, I thought she was a keeper. I suggested that he barfine her and we all go somewhere. We would later find out that her looks didn’t hold up with no make-up or limited lighting. Her teeth were kind of jacked up, but hey, live and learn.

We told O and Lee about our boat trip and they agreed to go. We asked them if they had other friends that would be interested, so they invited X and Dee (I know, everyone has those one syllable names that are easy to remember). After meeting X and Dee, we decided to go to Lucifer, a large disco on Walking St, and get our groove on. We stayed for an hour or so before heading to a noodle cart on Pattaya 2nd Road near Soi 13 to grab some local grub outside of the 7-11. I didn’t like it but JP and the girls were grubbin hard, eating all kinds of shit I had never seen before. After eating, I headed to the Amari Orchid Resort (Tel. +66 (0) 3842 8161) with Lee and JP went to the Dynasty Inn with O.

Pattaya-Soi 6 and Sabai Dee Massage

Soi 6 and Sabai Massage

After breakfast at the Dynasty Inn, where the food is pretty good, we made arrangements for a boat for the following day. Pattaya is nice, but the beach here is not as nice as the small islands off its coast or the beaches in Phuket, which are incredible. We planned to visit Ko Larn and Ko Phai (pronounced pi) and were really looking forward to it. Later that afternoon , we visited two of the best massage parlors in Pattaya: Sabai Dee 435/52 Moo 9 Pattaya 2nd Road Phone: (038) 361-659/60 Hours: 1:00 pm to Midnight Prices: 600 baht Body Massage or 1600 baht all inclusive   Sabailand 102/1 Soi 3 Pattaya 2nd Road Phone: (038) 429-037 Hours: 1:00pm to Midnight Prices: 600 baht Body Massage or 1600 baht all inclusive Sabai Dee is across the street from Sabailand and is nicer inside. You will find at least a few dozen girls and perhaps more during prime time. Most of the girls have lighter skin here. If you want to go right at 1:00, all of the girls will be there as it is required. You can sit and drink with girl to get a feel for what she is like and if you will hit it off. Once you find a girl you like, she will take you to room with bed and giant tub. She will place you in bubble bath and will scrub your ass clean. Next, she will place you on an air mattress and cover you with soapy water. Then she uses her body to apply suds. Sabailand is located next to Central Pattaya Plaza/Big C, in a white building. It is very classy, with tables facing the fish bow, where you will find girls of all shapes and sizes but no one below a 7.

Pattaya-Walking Street

After dinner, we decided to head back to the hotel to get ready for night 2. We were planning to check out Walking Street, which is closed to traffic in the evenings, thus the name. This place is always packed with people and has a lot of energy. There are dozens of go-go’s and bars and the talent fluctuates, so you have to check them all (damn I know you hate that). We hit several go-go’s tonight, including Happy a Go-Go and Living Dolls.

At the end of Walking Street is a large club called Tony’s, which is where there are a bunch of freelance girls. We recommend checking this place out a couple of nights as talent can vary. One thing we don’t like about the place is that the servers try to sit you down and it can be challenging to meet girls because of the awkward set-up. It’s also very loud, but if you find a girl, it can be fun. Note that the place doesn’t get started until late. Most girls will go for 1,000 baht short time and 1,500 long time.

On our way to Tony’s, I made eye contact with a cutie named “Cat” from Top 10 Bar. We flirted and chatted for a while before I barfined her and took her back to my hotel room.

JP headed into Tony’s, and talked to a couple of girls. One of the girls was named Dee, who was flirting quite a bit. Dee was a cute, petite little spinner, but she didn’t want to be photographed. So I brushed her off, had a drink or two and left as the place was closing. On the way out, I saw Dee again with some of her friends, and she was still flirting and asking me what I was doing. I told her I was going to meet up with my friends, so I began walking towards South Pattaya Rd, which is where I could catch a baht bus.

I stopped briefly to see some of the ladyboys who continue to party late at Jenny Star Bar, after the other go-go’s close. When I turned around, there was Dee. I got the distinct impression that she was following me. She left her friends and came over to talk to me, which we did for about 15 minutes or so. During our conversation, she mentioned that I reminded her of her ex-boy friend (every girl has a foreign boy friend or ex-boy friend, which is hilarious).

So after talking to Dee more, it became clear that she liked me and had been following me since we were at Tony’s. As I mentioned, she was very cute, and I like petite Thai girls, so it wasn’t a hard decision to invite her back to the hotel, especially since I had no other options at that point. Although, in Thailand, technically there are always options.

So I asked her if she wanted to come back with me, but I told her that I was not going to pay her. To be honest, I didn’t think she would care anyway, so that’s why I said it, and I was right. She said cool, so we walked up and caught a baht bus. One thing to note, you should walk the extra block to Pattaya 2nd Rd to catch a baht bus. If you catch one right at Walking Street, you will be charged for a private ride.

Back at the hotel, Dee was ready to go almost as soon as we walked into the hotel room. Her pussy was dripping wet, as if she hadn’t been fucked in months. I was pretty amazed, but I guess I shouldn’t have been. Like Brazilians, many Thai girls love sex just as much as we do and if they like you, they will really get into it.

So I squeezed into that tight little pussy and it was great. The next morning, we talked a bit about a bunch of stuff before the conversation turned to sex. A few minutes later, she was wet again, so I smashed once again before she left. I walked her downstairs and gave her some money for a taxi and had just smiled. I was thinking “damn this place is great”.

After dinner, dessert

When we got back outside I was bum-rushed by the same persistent, pushy girl whose name was “Tuk”. Getting to the point, I asked her if she’d be okay with me video taping her once we got back to the hotel room. She said she was fine with it as if she couldnt understand why anyone would have a problem with this! If she only knew!

She quoted me $1000B for “short time” which means a few hours and NOT an all nighter. Perfect!! I hate when chicks stay over and want to sleep in the same bed and cuddle all night. I like my space! So I decided to let her tag along as long as she’d find a friend for Angelo before we head back to the hotel.

Tuk was now on a mission. We crossed to street and approached a group of girls who we just saw hanging out. One of them appeared to be her friend and also happened to be the cutest one of the 4 or 5 girls sitting there. Tuk claimed she was okay with being video taped and, with that, we were off.

We stopped at the “family mart” on the way back for some bacardi coolers, chips and a few other party favors. When we reached the hotel a few moments later, the girls were allowed to go straight to the rooms. There was no check in policy like there was in Brazil. Even better!

Angelo and his girl got of on the 15th floor to head back to his room and I exited on the 28th floor with Tuk. The plan was to shower pretty quickly, maybe fool around a bit and head down to AC’s room for a little after party.

When we got to the room, I grabbed a camera and started rolling. She was pretty shy and somewhat reluctant but warmed up enough to take off some clothes to show all of you guys back home what she is working with.

Next we hopped in the shower together, got dressed and headed over to Angelo’s room. When we got there, they were chilling and his girl, Pao, was still fully clothed. Apparently she was VERY shy so getting her naked for the cameras was going to be a challenge to say the least.

We hung out at AC’s room and tried to get something freaky going, but there was NO WAY either of them was going to get naked in front of the other, especially not with cameras rolling. So I headed back up to my room with Tuk where she would have some privacy.

After a quick BBBJ and a fairly decent session, I broke out the camera again to see what I could capture. 

Overall she is a pretty cool girl if not a bit pushy which I found pretty funny. Here is this Thai girl who weighs all of 80lbs soaking wet, tells me 6′1″ 225lbs what to do! Hopefully AC was having better luck video taping than I was.

Now I have given AC his props for being a pimp and getting the ladies to do whatever he wants them to do. But this wasn’t happening with these Thai girls, at least not tonight. Perhaps it was the language barrier. These girls speak NO English (or Spanish which is AC’s native language). Other than some nice, fully clothed photos, and some brief video of Pao in the shower (not bad footage actually), that was it.

Overall not bad considering we’d just landed a few hours prior. We would definitely have to find our stride and step up the pace if we are going to leave Bangkok with the kind of footage we came for.

Exploring Pattaya by Jeep

We got up the next day, grabbed a bite to eat at the Dynasty (located at 55 Soi 13) and I decided that I needed a digital camera. We headed to Royal Garden Plaza (located on Pattaya Beach Rd between Soi 13/2 and 13/3), which was very upscale and had tons of nice, higher end shops. I was impressed with the quality of this mall, especially not knowing that Thailand was so developed.

We took a baht bus down to the mall, which is the only way to travel in Pattaya. Baht buses are pick-up truck like vehicles with bench seating in the back. You jump on the back and ring the bell when you want to get off and you pay the driver 10 baht. Once at the mall, I went with a Sony Cybershot, which I was quite happy with.

After the mall, we decided to rent a Jeep, thinking it would be perfect for a Pattaya Beer Bar Tour. There are literally hundreds of bars and it’s impossible to see all of them. We love the party atmosphere of Pattaya. Once we got the jeep, we started at the top of Pattaya Beach Rd and zig zagged our way up and down the Sois going from north to south. This was great as girls were screaming out, and chasing us. A few of them even jumped in the jeep for a block or two. Pattaya is definitely good for the ego. If you want to feel like a rock star, just walk down any street.

By the time we arrived at Soi 7, we were pretty famished, so we decided to eat at a Mexican spot called Tequila Reef (Soi 7, just east of Pattaya Beach Rd on the north side of the street). The food was pretty tasty and included BBQ ribs, chicken, and burgers.

Pattaya Party Girls-Soi 6 Thai Girls

The Thai bar girls we met on our 1st night in Pattaya. They ended up being party poopers because one of them got camera shy and convinced the others to leave rather than get wild on camera. Hence the name “party poopers”.

 Soi 6 Girls-Thai Party Girls

So, as you can probably imagine, our spirits were in the dumps after what had just happened. I demanded we get our barfine money back, they gave it back by throwing it at us in disgust, I mean, it was ugly! So we sat around, dejected for about 20 minutes before rallying back up, and deciding the best course of action was to get out in the streets again, despite the late hour, to find some different girls to party with. We knew the hour was late and that most bars closed down at 1 or 2am but fuck it, we had to try. So we headed down to Soi 6, one of the better streets in Pattaya for action. This street is packed with blow job bars and small spots filled with girls all hustling to get guys inside. These places are not your typical beer bars with the outside, open air set up. They are more like regular bars with most of the girls hanging out outside, trying to reel guys in. So we stepped into a few of these bars and didn’t find anything we liked. Then, on our way back down to the end of Soi 6, I spotted a phat ass across the street. This girl had a booty like a Brazilian girl, but this had to be a mirage because we were in Thailand. So I did a double take, and began walking toward the booty. It was calling me but I was doubting what my own two eyes were telling me I was seeing until I got up close and confirmed that yes, the phat booty in front of me was in fact real. We headed upstairs for some privacy and these hot Thai girls put on a little show for us. We brought the camera in. Check it out. It looks like we found a few cuties to make our first night in Pattaya a memorable one after all.

Pattaya 1st night

1st Night in Pattaya

So around 9pm we decided to head out and check out Pattaya on foot. We were looking for Lolitas, which is a bobo bar (blow job bar) that has a location we visited in Bangkok. Lolitas is located off of 2nd Road then left onto Soi Dianna. At any rate, we figured we were close to some of the action, so we should be able to walk around and find a few Thai party girls to play with. Immediately after stepping outside, we noticed a sign in the beer bar across from the hotel which said Happy Hour 7am to 7pm! We were like DAMN, that’s a helluva happy hour, but that’s just the way life is here in Pattaya. A permanent vacation, indeed paradise for some. So we walked about 2 blocks and made a right turn, going another block or so before running into a row of beer bars with thai girls screaming and yelling, making cat calls at us as we walked by. We had Angelo in tow with a small camera so as not to scare anyone with it. This was a good move and we were able to capture the scene that night. Pay special attention and turn up your audio so you can hear the Thai girls calling at us when we walk by. You’ll hear “Helllllooooo, Wellcooooome, Hey Sexy Man,” etc. In all the places I’ve been, I’ve never seen anything quite like it. So as we were walking by, the thai girl jumped up from one of the bars and latched herself onto JP. Not 5 seconds later, a girl came down and started grabbing and pulling on me to come back to their bar and sit with them for a few drinks. See, that’s how this game is played at the beer bars with Thai Girls. The Thai girls are there to reel in guys and get them into the bar to buy drinks. Of course, the girls probably earn commissions on this. But I imagine the real money is made when they go with a guy back to his hotel for the night. Barfines are typically $200-$300 Baht and the girl is normally $1000 Baht or ($20USD). So anyway, these crazy asian girls were great. I really liked the one I was with since she had a bubbly personality, was feisty and had a nice phat little Donkey (ass) on her (something I wasn’t expecting to find out here in Asia). JP and his Thai girl seemed to vibe well and Angelo even spotted a little cutie (although her teeth were a little jagged) to play with. So we played a few games at the beer bar, threw back some drinks, shot the shit for a while then headed back to the hotel for a private party back at the Dynasty. Before we headed back, we made sure the girls were of age (at least 18) and were ok with being naked on camera. We don’t have the luxury of hanging with whomever we like. We have to make sure these girls are cool with being naked on camera, otherwise we are wasting time and have to move on. So, they said they were all fine with it. Even with the language barrier, we were VERY clear on this point. I bring this up because it comes into play later on, you’ll see. So we headed back toward the hotel and decided to grab food at a buffet across the street from the Dynasty. After that, JP grabbed some drinks and chips for the little party we were about to have back at the hotel.   Next; Naked Girls in our hotel room…after a little misunderstanding….he he

Pattaya Day 1

After a pretty incredible stay in Bangkok, it was time to load up the van and ride down to Pattaya, Thailand. JP had been a few years earlier, but for Angelo and me (Dan), this was our first time. From what we’d heard from people in Bangkok, and JP confirmed this, is that Pattaya has like 40,000 bars all crammed within a few square miles of land.

The drive took a couple of hours and was no problem at all. We checked into the Dynasty Inn Hotel (located at 55 Soi 13), which was a good location. The Dynasty is great because it’s like being in mid-town. It’s almost exactly midway between Soi 7 & 8 and walking street, which are two key entertainment hubs. In addition, there is a free shuttle to and from the Dynasty Inn in Bangkok. We got settled in, and prepared for the upcoming night where we would definitely try to make something happen.

Me looking tired and bored during the drive down to Pattaya.

Bangkok guide for Massage Parlors

The Definitive Guide to Bangkok Massage Parlors

A. MASSAGE PARLORS (or ‘Aap ob nuat’ as they are called in Thailand)- MP’s are mostly a late afternoon activity and much more expensive if you decide to partake in multiple sessions during the day. These places are great if you like short-time romps as the sessions are usually about an hour and a half.

Massage parlours, or ‘Aap ob nuat’ as they are called in Thai, can be found in virtually every city in
Thailand and, although they might differ in luxury, size and cost, they almost always have the same setup. This setup consists of a lobby with a ‘fishbowl’, a room where the girls (anywhere between 10 and 100+) are sitting in several rows like in a stadium. The girls are sometimes divided into different groups (‘regular’ and ’super star’ for instance), each group will then usually have a different price as well. The glass is supposed to be one way but by their facial expressions encouraging you to select them, it is highly doubtful that it is.
Besides these girls, more and more massage parlours are starting to provide ’sideline girls’ as well. Instead of sitting inside the fishbowl, these girls sit in a lounge type of setting so you can talk to them before selecting.
In the lobby there are usually one or more ‘papasans’, men in suits that can tell you the specialties of the girls. If you have made your choice or if you have any special wishes tell these guys.
The rest of the setup consists of several rooms with a bathtub and bed. Some of the more lavish ‘entertainment complexes’ can also have restaurants, topless-bars and/or karaoke on the premises.

Some general remarks about massage parlours:

• Don’t tell the cabdriver where you are going (or your cost will go up due to his commission), let him take you to a nearby landmark (a hotel usually works fine, use ‘The Emerald Hotel’ for Ratchadapisek/Huay Kwang) or just tell him the street/soi and get out a little before or after the parlour. And under NO circumstance have a tout take you to a parlour!
• Haggling about the price is acceptable in some of the places. Expect different prices for Thai, Thai speaking farang and non-Thai speaking farang.
• Some parlours do not admit farangs.
• Tip the girl afterwards if the service was good, she only gets a fraction of what you paid.
• Don’t be shy when speaking to the papasan, he has heard everything before.
• If you want 2 girls, talk to the papasan. Have him suggest some girls, pick one, then have the girl pick the second girl.
• Best time to visit a massage parlour is between 6pm and 7pm. At this time most of the girls will have arrived for work (most parlours open at 4pm, 2pm on weekends), but since it is still early in the evening there won’t be too many customers. Another benefit is that most of the girls will not have had any customers that day.

Bangkok has several areas were lots of massage parlours are located. New Petchburi Road contains about 20 or so massage parlours, most of these are small to medium (with a few exceptions). Most of the really lavish parlours can be found on Ratchadapisek, near the Huay Kwang intersection.

If you spend all of your days at massage parlors, expect to increase you budget by about 4,000 baht a day or more. Bangkok has the best massage parlors in the world. Most places require you to pay for the massage which includes sex but there are exceptions.

Here are few suggestions:

1. Baron’s Barber Shop- The only true oily massage and a fun place to go in the morning. It is located off the alley on Soi 24. You can take the sky train to the Emporium Shopping center but take the escalator down to the sidewalk and head towards Soi 24…make a right, then a left in the alley and you are there.

There will be two, large U-shaped seating areas. The one on the left are girls that are not for sex. The girls on the right are available for full service (FS). They dress in the typical massage girl evening dress or cocktail dress. The selection is decent and you will usually find one to your liking. The room is pretty small but the bathrooms are very nice. Take a shower first and then go through the oily massage. The massage costs about 400 Baht for an hour or 800 baht for two hours. Extras are 500 for HJ, 750-1,000 for BJ and 1,500 for full service. Opens at 10 am.

2. Soapies- A unique aspect of Thailand where you go into the establishment, select your girl out of a fishbowl, pay and proceed to your room. She prepares a large tub full of soapy bubbles and water. You get in the tub with her and she proceeds to wash your entire body. After completing her first task, you get out of the tub and lay down on an inflated air mattress.
She soaks you and the mattress with more frothy soapy hot water and proceeds to give you a full body massage using nothing but her body (very little hand usage). It is both an exhilarating and stimulating experience. When she is finished, she will dry you off and lead to the bed for some much anticipated sex.

-Chao Praya 2: Taxis do not get commission for taking you here and they will charge you about 1,600 for the stars and 1,700 for the superstars which includes sex. The rooms are spacious and nice. The fishbowl is huge. The food is great here.

-Catherine:Have your taxi take you to Royal Pacific Hotel. Catherines supposedly does not pay a commission to taxis but one never really knows. Cost is about 1,700 baht for a great session and the lineup is solid.

-Cupidy: The touts love this place. Have your taxi take you to Prince Hotel. This was advised on the www.Nanapong.com website. Don’t let the touts see you leave. Cost is about 1,800 and 2,000 there for some fairly attractive girls.

-Darlings:Located off of Soi 12. A bit pricy at 2,500 but the selection is solid.

-Mona Lisa: This place is hit or miss. Pretty small place with a medium-sized fishbowl. Girls to the right for 3,000 baht and girls to the left 2,500. The rooms are pretty nice (very similar to CP2). Have taxi take you to Siam Hotel and walk.

-New Cleopatra: Some stunning girls here. Location: Asoke-Din Deang road, about 300 yards from the intersection with Asoke Road where the Fortune Wave Hotel is, the large gaudy neon sign cannot be missed.
Phone #: 246-668

An upscale massage parlor, with some of the most expensive girls (supposed models) working in any of the Bangkok parlors. The fishbowl at Cleopatra’s is on the left when you walk in; it is quite large with some quite attractive girls. The cost of the fishbowl girls is 1,900 Baht. If you turn right at the entrance instead, you will see a sign saying ‘members lounge’, you don’t need to be a member to enter this area. In the members lounge, you will find the sideline girls and ‘models’ the cost varies from 2,700 Baht (sideline), 3,500, 4,500 and 5,500 for the VIP models. The girls sit in a lounge area and can be summoned over for a drink, talk, etc. The attendants here are very personable in helping you make a choice. At the bar they also have photo albums with pictures of ‘models’ that are also available, the attendant highlighted a picture of one supposed Thai Penthouse magazine model that was available for 5,500 Baht. Russian girls were also available for 3,500 Baht.

-Atami: Have taxi take you to Prince Hotel. Go past Soi 41 and make a left down some driveway with a gate. Beware of taxi drivers and motorbikes trying to follow you to get commission. The girls here are cute and go for 2,000 baht and more for the light-skinned superstars.

 

 Champs Elysee
Location: Asoke-Din Deang road, at the corner with Rachadapisek road or that is the Rama IX junction. It is located directly across the road from the Fortune Hotel and shopping complex.
Phone #: 642-0300
An upscale massage parlor/entertainment complex targeted at the hi-end market. There is no fishbowl at the Champs Elysee just a lounge with sideline girls like Delia’s member club at Plaza Entertainment, or the lounges/members club that can be found at New Cleopatra and Poseidon. A live band is also a feature of the lounge bar at the Champs Elysee. The cost of the sideline girls varies from 2,900 to 5,400 Baht.  Honolulu
Location: 555 Soi Soon Vijai, Rama IX road. Honolulu is close to the Rama IX hospital (follow the signs) and is right next door to the Radison Hotel. So if coming here by taxi, tell the driver to go to the Radison Hotel at Rama IX.
Phone #: 641-5757
Another upscale massage parlor, the building is quite distinctive as part of the front is shaped like a boat. Honolulu has a large fishbowl with about 40-50 girls, the girls in the bowl cost 1,800 Baht. Also you will find here a fairly lavish restaurant, a karaoke club and a lounge bar with sideline girls costing between 2,500 to 3,500 Baht. Note that the original Royal City Avenue (RCA) is just around the corner, for those who may be interested in checking out the bars and restaurants in this much hyped local entertainment area.

 Juliana’s
Location: Rama IX road, next to the Royal Pacific hotel. It is approximately 1 mile from the beginning of Rama IX starting from the Rachadapisek intersection where the Fortune hotel is located.
Phone #: 319-4645
A semi-lavish place with a Japanese restaurant, karaoke lounge and health center. The massage section has a mid-size bowl with about 50 girls. Cost is 1,800 Baht. Sideline girls seated in the lounge area are 2,400 Baht.

Thai girls-Part 1

If your someone who avoids Asia because you don’t like Asian girls, then you must try Thailand.

Many do not think Japanese, Korean or Chinese girls are even remotely attractive but Thai girls are a breed apart.

Many books and trip reports have been written about the superior beauty of Thai women in Asia but nothing can prepare you for the sensory overload that awaits you on your first trip.

Nowhere in Asia is there such a diversity of looks as you will find in Thailand. They look like a combination of latin and Asian blood but without the extra padding.

You will find all shades of skin color, differing eye shapes and many body types. Many Asian girls have small tits but they have long, slender legs and long gorgeous hair. There are many girls who have natural C-cups that weigh under 100 pounds. You will find many at Playskool and other bars in Nana Plaza.
Most girls in the massage parlors have lighter skin and have mixed Chinese blood. This is because Asian men prefer massage parlors to bars and they love the traditional Asian/Chinese look.

Most of the girls in the go go bars are from the Northeast(Isaan) and have darker skin. The Isaan girls are shorter but fuller lips and bigger tits.

The best looking are Bangkok girls that you will see leaving school or work in their uniforms. These girls rarely work in bars but you will see them on the Sky Train, in shopping malls and restaurants.

The most beautiful girls in Thailand come from Southern Thailand but rarely work in the trade.

The best looking girls in the bars come from Khorat. These girls have the Isaan full lips but olive skin and much thinner bodies.

Buriram girls come in a close second as they have the Khmer/Thai mix that can create 90 pound frames with C/D tits.